Rose Horan

 
Part: Top
Hometown: Bellingham, Washington
Year: Class of 2025
Major: Undeclared
 
When we asked Rose to submit proof of swimming ability as part of our multi-stage Wipeout-style auditions, she submitted this photo with no captions and no description.
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Sarah Lewis

 
Part: Top
Hometown: Rhode, Island
Year: Class of 2024
Major: Undeclared
 
It was forseen in the year 1864 that precisely 157 years later, a person would arrive at Stanford University wearing a Santa hat. This person would then refuse to ever take off the hat, claiming it allowed her to mind-read (in addition to getting 5$ off at the CoHo).
Jay: "Please, Sarah, we have a show. Take off the hat!"
Sarah: "Silence, large elf! Do I need remind you of what happened to old St. Nick!"
Jay: *shudders*
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Bryant Perkins

 
Part: Baritone
Hometown: Ocean Springs, Mississippi
Year: Class of 2025
Major: Undeclared
 
"Bryant Perkins is an extremely dedicated member of Fleet Street who has always worked hard and shown up even when no one else has. He's created poster designs, edited videos, an-–---"
Apologies for that–I won't be giving Bryant the website password again.
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Shray Alag

 
Part: Lead
Hometown: San Jose, California
Year: Class of 2025
Major: Undeclared
 
Since no human would ever dare to actually walk on a wet floor, one can only assume Shray Alag is some sort of alien.
As we debated over accepting Shray into the group, there were some common concerns:
Connor: "Do you think that he'll eat us?"
Tristan: "Nah, bruh. I'm more worried about that washing machine. Do you think it still works?"
Charlie: "Few words."
That was about it.
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Dani Algazi

Shhhhhhh!!

 
Part: Bass
Hometown: Los Angeles, California
Year: Class of 2023
Major: Undeclared
 
Dani is a big believer in the healing and restorative powers of arts and crafts. Last week, he showed the group how to make origami cranes. Thanks for your help, Dani!
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Akshar Sarvesh

 
Part: Bass
Hometown: Saratoga, California
Year: Class of 2025
Major: Undeclared
 
Unfortunately, the only image we were able to obtain of Akshar before his untimely demise was this one. Unfortunately, it is also a picture of his untimely demise. It's as the old saying goes: "where comes melodious locution, there goes rapid electrocution".
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Inad Algazi

Shhhhhhh!!

 
Part: Bass
Hometown: Los Angeles, California
Year: Class of 2023
Major: Undeclared
 
"Hmm, did we not already see Dani?", you might ask.
 
The powers of the penguin are wide-reaching and mystical. Before we could say no, Dani's Aptenodytes Fosteri did a little twirl and summoned some kind of multiversal, evil Dani (who we call Inad).
Unfortunately, they're a package deal, so Inad sings the other bass split.
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DeAndre Johnson

Part: Bari
Hometown: Fairburn, Georgia
Year: Class of 2024
Major: Undeclared
 
DeAndre has the exceptional ability of going to sleep at 6 AM, waking up at 2PM, and subsequently missing every class. For some period of time, his only form of communication was referring to popular and not-so-popular memes, vines, and short, yet iconic videos, courtesy of YouTube. Now, his only personality traits are caffeine addiction, singing at ungodly hours of the night, and a vague interest in pOliTiCs.

Kalyan Narayanan

Business Manager

 
Part: Top
Hometown: Indeterminate
Year: Class of 2024
Major: Undeclared
 
Kalyan may have been born inside of a simulation—most likely Euro Truck Simulator 2. Despite this fact, his truck-driving ability is actually far below par compared with the rest of the group. Kalyan was also a member of a small Lo-Fi indie rock group called "The Beatles," but that is no replacement for being able to drive a truck. 
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Jamie Ullman

Part: Bari
Hometown: New Canaan, Connecticut
Year: Class of 2024
Major: ToBeDeclared
 
Why did Jamie cross the road? To fleet (flee by feet) the street. Bedazzled and ready for action, this cowboy chicken — cow-chicken? — is thrilled to join the performing penguins and sing his bari tones.

Aman Singh

 
Part: Lead
Hometown: Charlotte, North Carolina
Year: Class of 2022
Major: Undeclared
 
Growing up, Aman didn't have much choice in what activities he participated in. His last name, quite literally, contains the word sing. As such, Aman likes to emit sound about his mouth.
A man, a plan, Aman.
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Chinmaya Andukuri

Part: Bass
Hometown: Austin, Texas
Year: Class of 2023
Major: Undeclared
 
Hi! I'm Chinmaya! Or Chinmaybe.

Joshua Chien

Part: Bass
Hometown: Shanghai, China
Year: Class of 2023
Major: We The People, In Order To Form a More Perfect Union
 
Don't mess with J.C. 
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Charlie Kogen

Music Director

Part: Lead
Hometown: Los Angeles, California
Year: Class of 2023
Major: Smooth Jazz
 
A man of few words, Charlie.
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Tristan Ketterer

Part: Lead
Hometown: Los Angeles, California
Year: Class of 2021
Major: Mechanical Engineering
 
A door-to-door door salesman by trade, Tristan is known to be one of the coolest members of Fleet Street by body temperature, clocking in at around 16 degrees Kelvin. Asked whether he would someday retire from selling doors, Tristan replied "I'll stop peddling my wares when doors are made fully obsolete by the popularization of the bidet, most likely around 2039." Tristan asks for all marital proposals to be sent to his home address at -50.607058, 165.974404. 

Eric Bear

 
Part: Baritone
Hometown: Golden, Colorado
Year: Class of 2022
Major: C.S., M.S. Sustainability
 
It's been a long time since Eric has eaten a pineapple. Let's hope it stays that way.
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Chris Kim

Financial Officer

Part: Bass
Hometown: Walnut Creek, California
Year: Class of 2023
Major: Undeclared
 
Chris can often be spotted wandering the Forest Moon of Endor, attempting to find his true spirit animals: Ewoks. In his spare time, Chris likes to eat, sleep, listen to music, and contemplate the reason for his existence. After years of deep meditation while listening to Pet Sounds and Sgt. Pepper on loop, Chris has concluded that his reason for existence is to partake in the joys of eating, sleeping, and music. Chris lives by the motto, "livin' like Larry" (from Season 6, Episode 106A of the world-renowned and critically acclaimed anime, SpongeBob SquarePants).
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Jay Chiruvolu

Part: Top
Hometown: Los Alto Hills, California
Year: Class of 2023
Major: Undeclared
Legend has it that Jay was in an elite poker ring in high school, playing 3 hours a day for over a year in order to save up to pay for college.
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Connor Meany

Business Manager

Part: Lead
Hometown: Bloomington, Minnesota
Year: Class of 2021
Major: Mathemagicks
Sometimes business can get a little messy. "Messy" is Connor's middle name. It's actually "Robert," but the picture speaks for itself.

Iskander Nekkaz

Part: Lead
Hometown: Paris, France
Year: Class of 2023
Major: Undeclared
 
When asked what they like about Iskander, aside from his incredible style and contagious smile, most mention his candor. Or are they just saying "Iskander?"...
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Jay Maturi

Part: Lead
Hometown: Carmel, Indiana
Year: Class of 2022
Major: Sphincter Analysis
Minor: Human Biology
Jay Maturi, a pre-med, has always loved clay. Not just Play-Doh, mind you, Jay, a pre-med, appreciates the real fine stuff, like Sculpey Souffle and Clayola. When we asked Jay, a pre-med, what at all this has to do with his academic studies, he replied "I like clay, 'kay? Now go away, I'm building a model of an intestine . . . and call me Spider-Man, gosh darn it!"