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Part: Lead
Hometown: Paris, France
Year: Class of 2023
Major: Undeclared
When asked what they like about Iskander, aside from his incredible style and contagious smile, most mention his candor. Or are they just saying "Iskander?"...
Financial Officer
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Part: Bass
Hometown: Walnut Creek, CA
Year: Class of 2023
Major: Undeclared
Chris can often be spotted wandering the Forest Moon of Endor, attempting to find his true spirit animals: Ewoks. In his spare time, Chris likes to eat, sleep, listen to music, and contemplate the reason for his existence. After years of deep meditation while listening to Pet Sounds and Sgt. Pepper on loop, Chris has concluded that his reason for existence is to partake in the joys of eating, sleeping, and music. Chris lives by the motto, "livin' like Larry" (from Season 6, Episode 106A of the world-renowned and critically acclaimed anime, SpongeBob SquarePants).
Part: Lead
Hometown: Charlotte, NC
Year: Class of 2022
Major: Undeclared
Growing up, Aman didn't have much choice in what activities he participated in. His last name, quite literally, contains the word sing. As such, Aman likes to emit sound about his mouth.
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A man, a plan, Aman.
Part: Bass
Hometown: Austin, TX
Year: Class of 2023
Major: Undeclared
Hi! I'm Chinmaya! Or Chinmaybe.
Part: Lead
Hometown: Los Angeles, CA
Year: Class of 2023
Major: Smooth Jazz
A man of few words, Charlie.
Business Manager
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Part: Lead
Hometown: Bloomington, MN
Year: Class of 2021
Major: Mathemagicks
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Sometimes business can get a little messy. "Messy" is Connor's middle name. It's actually "Robert," but the picture speaks for itself.
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Part: Top
Hometown: Los Alto Hills, CA
Year: Class of 2023
Major: Undeclared
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Legend has it that Jay was in an elite poker ring in high school, playing 3 hours a day for over a year in order to save up to pay for college.
Part: Bass
Hometown: Shanghai, China
Year: Class of 2023
Major: Undeclared
Meow. Hoops. I know a guy.
Part: Bari
Hometown: Atlanta, GA
Year: Class of 2023
Major: Undeclared
Back in '09, Grant was in juvenile prison, and was the designated dish boy. Grant Dishko, they called him.
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One fateful day, Grant stumbled upon an unsanctioned party in his cell block, and since that day, he has been known as Grant the Disco Dishko Bishko.
Music Director
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Part: Castrato
Hometown: Staten Island, NY
Year: Class of 2038, M.S. '22
Major: CS
No one is quite sure as to what lapse of administrative judgement placed an toddler at the helm of this once-fine organization, but the group appears to be rolling with the punches.
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"Meetings can be a challenge," says Business Manager Connor, as he rubs his eyes. He's not potty trained, so meetings can be a real s***show. The look in his eyes indicates that he means it literally.
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"There's definitely been a lot more freedom so far," says normal group member Chinmaybe, as he dabs at a questionable brown substance on his left sleeve. "His laissez-faire style has really upped our mutual accountability, making productivity skyrocket. If you ask me, I think it's genius. Once this kid learns how to take a dump on his own, it'll be over for corporate America. "
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