
Jacob is— woah, how’d you get upside down? Flip back over!!! Hellooooooo? Oh well, I guess he’s stuck up there!

Firm believer that Venmo is a social app

Jessica’s been a rager since 1962 when the red bow tie was invented. Since then, she’s worn bow ties in every way, including, but not limited to: standard, butterfly, bat-wing, business, farfalle, and upside-down (don’t ask). When not singing alto with Fleet Street, she’s busy singing tenor with Fleet Street. A woman of many talents — you’d be lucky to meet her.

It took Zoe a very long time to grow this moustache. Unfortunately, she had to shave it off, as critics deemed it too detrimental to her illustrious singing career.

Emily’s right above me, isn’t she? Oh, wait...

very interesting bio (wip)

Bass

i thought this was fleet feet. i wanted to be in running club.

Anna was a four-star recruit as an Outside Linebacker out of high school. She is an elite pass rusher who accounted for 12 sacks and 113 tackles her senior year. She originally committed to Ohio State football before choosing instead to join the Stanford Fleet Street Singers.

Go to Burma Superstar. Order the samosa soup and tea leaf salad. Then, ask the waiter for a man named Simon. You'll have a great meal and maybe there will be someone cool named Simon.

The first rule of Fleet Street is that you do not talk about Fleet Street. Or something like that.

Rohan’s penguin jokes often take time to land. Penguins can’t even take off!

Lucie has the memory of a particularly forgetful penguin and is enchanted by all things milky creamy cheesy. She was profoundly devastated when a promised ice cream bath never came to be… though she’ll probably forget the tragedy by lunchtime.

Super cool bio pending

Rio movie enthusiast turned Econ warrior

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A picture of yours truly, captured shortly after I finally finished making this website.
